Muns, Raleigh. "The loveliest librarian"

The Current (University of Missouri-St. Louis) October 31, 2005 (vol. 38, no. 1166), p. 4

 

Historically, teaching, nursing, and librarianship are the three major professions in which predominantly women participated, mostly because of the societal barriers that existed for women in other professions, such as law, medicine, and organized crime. When I first came to UMSL way back in 1991 I was regularly referred to as "that other guy librarian." Things have since changed in the profession and our department - we now have four male librarians - but the historical roots of librarianship are undeniably female.

 

I never explored the "gender" aspects of my profession until a few years ago when I ran across a book entitled Jinny Williams: Library Assistant (Sara Temkin and Lucy Hovell, 1962). That humble tome started my study of the storied history of my noble profession. Poor Jinny. Will the boys still like her if she works in a library? Read the book and find out!

 

Searching further I began to see historical attitudes towards librarians slowly evolve and become more liberal. Looking at things chronologically I followed up Jinny Williams with Cynthia, The Girl on the Bookmobile (Natalie King, 1964). Whereas Jinny learns to shelve books and gets the boy of her dreams, Cynthia actually gets to drive a vehicle: “It’s darling! I had no idea you could get so much into such a small space.” (p. 82-83)

 

In The Loveliest Librarian (Suzanne Roberts, 1967) we discover a young librarian who "had long ago realized that being pretty helped her to be a better librarian, actually stimulating interest in learning and reading." This same year it must be noted that Yvonne Craig was introduced as Batgirl, with (ahem) the alter ego of Barbara Gordon, librarian. Librarians as spinsters with their hair in a bun were becoming stereotypes of the past.

 

More recently, TNT aired The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004) wherein librarian Flynn Carsen (whoa! a dude!) scrambles to retrieve the stolen "Spear of Destiny" which was used by the Roman soldier Longinus at the crucifixion of Jesus. Watching  this gripping tale I dare anyone to resist the charms of Judson, the Head Librarian, played by Bob Newhart. Judson has a tattoo of the Marine Corps motto, "Semper Fi," placed over his heart, just like most real librarians. I'm still looking for the perfect librarian tattoo myself and am open to suggestions. I'm leaning towards a picture of Winnie the Pooh with a Gutenberg Bible on his lap, opened to the Book of Genesis.

 

There's also a darker side to libraries and librarians in literature. I recommend delving into Stephen King's short story, "The Library Policeman." (Four Past Midnight, 1991) I must confess that at UMSL, we no longer disembowel those who don't return their books on time. The spoil sports at Missouri's Department of Higher Education apparently frown upon such practices.

 

In addition to murderous library policemen in literature, there are librarians as criminals. My personal favorite is the mutant named Wraith from the George Martin Wild Cards science fiction series. Reference Librarian Jennifer Maloy can "phase" or become insubstantial or ghost like. Since she can only phase an additional 10 pounds, this string bikini wearing cat burglar librarian normally only steals small objects such as rare stamps and coins. After liberating valuable items, she uses her powers as a Reference Librarian to assess the optimum value to sell to her fence. It must be noted that, like Robin Hood, she donates most of her stolen profits to charity.

 

I never thought I'd put the words "string bikini wearing cat burglar librarian" together in a sentence. Groovy.

 


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